WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

(Reblogged from andshefalls)
fcobro:

spacetimebeatdown:

dicksantorum-2012:

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon. let’s try this again, shall we?

fcobro:

spacetimebeatdown:

dicksantorum-2012:

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon. 
let’s try this again, shall we?

(Reblogged from gayforwomen)

atrioventriculas:

socialismartnature:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

reblogging for the millionth time 

(Reblogged from keoth-rama-waffle)

doobz-n-boobz:

gayisthenewokay:

raise your hand if you just want to kiss a girl and eat pizza

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Reblogged from hellagayeveryday)
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randomthingsthatilike123:

It’s horrible, I’ve spent so long reading fanfiction that I can’t read actual books anymore because it’s always about a girl who meets a boy or a girl who has to chose between two boys and I’m just like that’s great, but where is the gay. Fanfiction has ruined me

(Reblogged from keoth-rama-waffle)

officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

(Reblogged from hobo-camp)

On Princess Bubblegum and Marceline’s friendship: 

PB and Marceline have known each other for hundreds of years. And Marceline is actually the older of the two. I’ve been asked a lot about their relationship, so I asked Kent and Pen to clarify it for me. I can’t remember who said what or how much of this I’ve made up myself over time, but here’s what I choose to believe: Marceline can only be friends with kids. That’s why she likes Finn —he’s young. Marceline was once friends with Bubblegum when she was a kid (i.e., hundreds of years ago). And Bubblegum loved her back  —as an older sister, friend, fun babysitter, etc. But when PB grew up, Marceline didn’t want anything to do with her. In her Peter Pan way, Marceline never wanted to grow up herself. She certainly couldn’t keep any reminders around of time’s passage, like an adult Princess Bubblegum smoothly and maturely running an entire kingdom by herself. But Marceline was PB’s only friend. The fact tha Marceline abandoned her drove PB toward a life of science, facts, and bureaucracy. Because she was so hurt by her first and only friend, PB chose a life of isolation over intimacy with another person. Thus, she’s kind of a squirrelly loner; thus, she’s not interested in suitors; thus, she substitutes the adoration of her governed masses for love. But I’m really hoping someone comes along and rocks her world.

                                    Hynden Walch in “The Art of Ooo”

(Source: chocolatechio)

(Reblogged from broodygaycarmillakarnstein)

astound:

Dear whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You’re wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn’t be saying this. You’re not alone, we may be miles away but we’re all going through the same things. Please keep holding on. Please.

(Source: astound)

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literallysame:


nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(Reblogged from hobo-camp)

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

(Source: patonki)

(Reblogged from abbylynne)

IN WHICH CARMILLA TOTALLY WANTS TO GO MAKE OUT AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE (x)

(Source: lauronicamars)

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lifes-a-gif:

Allie Long would have made that shot

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saveitlikesolo:

adrunkdad:

ok I have 2 questions:

1. does anybody have a live stream link to watch the USWNT game tonight?

2. Why isn’t Hope Solo starting? I have not kept up with the team at all.

1. here’s a link to the game, friend: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/woso-streams
2. no real reason other than giving Ashlyn some more international experience (plus it was her birthday yesterday so i guess her 4th cap is a nice present lmao)

(Reblogged from charlie3-bradley63)